actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.
#actual shot of the end of The Avengers
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
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I LEARNED A THING
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
LOOK AT THIS BABY
LOOK AT HER
if your boyfriend doesn’t touch your butt all the time is he even your boyfriend
wait for it
are pugs even real
i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FUCKING GIF